EMO

Gue baru baca beberapa post lama gue waktu smp dan mengapa oh mengapa gue amat sangat teramat emo dan marah-marah mulu! fuuuuuuuuuuuuu padahal di sma gue imut, periang, ceria, super cheerful kayak ceri kurang apa lagi coba......well mungkin itu faktor jauhnya sekolah gue dulu dan sekarang dan dan dan mungkin lama perjalanan yang ditempuh membuat gue emosi. itu cuma teori. TEORI. tapi mungkin aja loh teori gue bener maklumlah kan gue pinter *ihik*


tadinya gue berniat mau ngapus semua post lamanya tapi dari mana gue bisa mengenang masa-masa smp gue nanti HUFFT nanti gimana gue bisa cerita ke anak gue 'dulu ya, waktu smp mama itu eksis, cantik, pokoknya it girl banget deccccch!!'. oke, gak dihapus  pun gue gak bisa bilang kayak gitu ke anak gue karena itu bukan fakta, paling-paling gue cuma bisa bilang 'aduh dulu itu ya waktu smp mama paling segala bisa deh, mulai dari pelajaran sampe olahraga semuanya mama bisa, multi-talented banget deh! sekarang sih teuteeep, HEHEHEHE' FINE itu bukan fakta juga tapi ngarang dikit boleh lah demi anak.

Out of Despair

Oke gue nulis lagi di blog ini dan --bukannya sombong atau apa-- gue lupa cara nulis cerita (curhat) yang baik dan benar dalam bahasa Indonesia setelah sekian lama gue meninggalkan ini HUFFFT.

Entah bagaimana caranya supaya gue bisa kembali mendapat inspirasi kayak dulu lagi...........*bagaimana caranya untuk agar kau mengerti bahwa aku rindu*..........satu-satunya yang gak berubah dari gaya tulis gue kayaknya cuma titik-titiknya dan semakin gue tumbuh *saelah* kata-kata kasar yang gue lontarkan di dalam tulisan juga berkurang.

damn this is awkward i feel like an entire different person! oke gue tenggelam di danau keputus-asaan sekarang setelah beberapa menit gue berpikir gue udah keluar dari situ. bayangin, gue orang indonesia, gak ngerti cara nulis cerita dalam bahasa ini! Chairil Anwar maafkan beta, bukan maksud beta berkhianat saparti ini.

by the way anyway busway gue udah kelas 2 SMA looooooooooooooh, udah keren udah boleh bawa mobil udah boleh pulang malem udah boleh pake baju mini kayak fulla temennya barbie, ups gak deng haha

Aulia Izzati (still can't forget about my awesome name)

P.S. gue gak tau gue bakal tetep nulis disini atau ngga tapi yah, we'll see

Some of the Most Interesting Events Today :

1. There was a COCKroach inside my dad's car

Yeah this morning when I got into car I felt some strange-fucked feeling and all of the sudden there's a fucking cockroach in front of me. All I can do was screaming and I screamed 'DADDDDDY THERE'S A COCKROAAAACH!!' just kidding, that was my sister's, I screamed with all of the cursing I've ever know and heard and my dad just like 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IDIOTS!' I think he was shocked by my awesome voice... but then I continued to scream 'til my dad sent the goddamn cockroach right to the hell. ALL HAIL MY FATHER

2. Get beaten up by the volleyball named Molten

Well yeah, I'm an Indonesian. Tadi pas olahraga gue main voli dan alhasil tangan gue jadi babak belur... Here it is........

Am I those fucked up?

3. 021108

At the 'Neat Canteen', we were talking about Oprah's Show and a friend of mine said that John Mayer was there and you know I have a little crush on John mayer so that story drivin' me crazy! Oh God, I mean, IT'S JOHN MAYER AND WHY THE HELL I DIDN'T WATCH IT??! FUUUUUUUUCK. Okay, back to where we begins.. Suddenly someone's turning on the bulb inside my head and I got this amazing idea. I borrowed Kiki's cell and called 021108 and said 'Hello miss, do you know John Mayer's phone number?' and the woman in the other line of the phone said in confuse 'John Mayer? Which John Mayer? Where did he live?' and I just said impatiently 'John Mayer, miss, how the hell can you don't know John Mayer?' and the woman said 'John Mayer? Where did he live?', you bet, I lost my temper so i say almost screaming 'TEBET' and all my friends just laugh. Oh stupid one, we also asked the number of Celine Dion, Alex Turner, etc. Gorgeous operator with a gorgeous user like us. Fantastic.

4. My nail was off from it's place

It's true, I'm not lying! About few weeks ago I've got an accident that made my toe's nail broke but it wasn't off the place!! It's kinda gross but now IT IS off it's place. I'm shocked as well. To tell you the truth I have the proof...

I'm not lying, dude...

5. Tomorrow's Plan

So you know it, I know it, God knew it. I'm planning to ditch school tomorrow cause I think I'll kill anyone near me if I go to school tomorrow. Here's the plan, I'll go to the airport at 3 AM, pick up my awesome boy, joking around at McD, go to the driving range, making out at the parking lot (wtf I won't do that), rent a motorcycle, drive fast to the suburb, go back to the airport and then, yeah, we'll say goodbye and I'll meet him later in China. I won't go to school tomorrow.

Aulia Izzati (the genius one)

P.S don't expect me to be a spinsterhood, suckass...

Dunkin Donuts

Tadi siang pas solat Jum'at. Gue, Dessi, Keisha sama Verra ke dunkin. Di dunkin mereka ketawa-ketawa terus gue juga ketawa-ketawa tapi entah karena ketawa gue lebay atau emang gue ditakdirkan untuk begitu tiba-tiba DUAAAAAAK kepala bagian belakang gue kejeduk ujung tembok di Dunkin (yang bagian tajemnya itu loh) pas lagi ngakak dan tiba-tiba gue merasa nyeri yang amat sangat dan gila kepala gue berasa kebakar. Gue entah kenapa ga pengen nangis tapi air mata gue keluar sendiri (gue lagi ngakak terus tiba-tiba kesakitan tapi tetep ngakak, oh ya ga sampe bercucuran air matanya). si Dessi kayaknya udah ngakak terus ngeliat gue kejeduk bahagia bener. Terus setelah gue hampir melupakan kejadian itu, gue jalan ke kasir mau beli donat dan NYUUT buset dah itu kepala gue nyut-nyutan setiap jalan. pas nyampe rumah gue pegang....... benjol gede bener, mungkin itu dinding dendem ya ama gua?

Aulia Izzati (oh i'm undefeated)

P.S lu jangan ngatain gue lebay sebelum menjedukkan kepala lu ke ujung tembok dengan kekuatan penuh

Eel Kill Elephants

Semarang

Gue di Semarang sekarang, jalan-jalan doong sendirian hahaha tadi di stasiun gue main-main alat buat nyetrum orang yang gue beli di Sogo. Di bungkusnya ada tulisan 'One Touch Will Kill Elephants' nah pas gue main-mainin, tiba-tiba.. ZZRRRRRRRRT alatnya nyala terus nyetrum tangan kiri gue. Untung aja tulisan di bungkusnya itu cuma kalimat hiperbola, tapi alhasil tangan kiri gue bener-bener sakit banget ga bisa bergerak dan ada bekasnya di tangan gue kayak bentol gitu..

itu yang merah bulet itu bekasnya

Bayangin selama 4 jam lebih tangan kiri gue ga bisa bergerak sama sekali


Aulia Izzati (the traveler)



P.S kalo di pencet gatel loh

Destria Rahmadini (old post but well i can't stop)

this is the old one, i made this on August 6, 2008

this is the story about my friends named destria rahmadini. i know, a weird name just like mine. the different between me and her is she's from a weird generation and i'm from a crazy generation. and one thing that she always do is talking with book. i told you that she's weird, right? and i've got a little chit chat with her today and also with my friends semy. just for info : she's in the same class with semy, 9-5, and i'm in 9-1. i came to her class in the second break then she asked where's my friends then i said 'i've got no friends' i said that as a joke and semy laugh. then destri said 'no, i mean the kids' well she start to show her weirdo haha then she said 'where are they, why they are not coming here?' i start to being confuse so i just said 'they're busy' then she took semy's book then play with it. she didn't write anything she just look at it just like she look her boyfriend!! weird girl!! i just scared that she fell in love with that book and marry it. hmm i think if i burn that book she will suicide haha. then semy and i start to disturb her with our disgusting sentences like 'hey, mbok, how are you?' or 'des, don't look through the window! we don't want to hear roma irama's song here!' roma irama is an old singer in our country, i don't know what genre is he into. but i think he is dangduts, if you want to hear any of his song, just googled it 'roma irama darah muda' haha i bet you will laugh after you hear it. okay, back to destri. destri has so many special abilities like talk with book, laugh without showing her teeth, and the most weird ability is she can be invisible! she often talk about gani sometimes. gani is not a human, well he look like a human but he is not! trust me if you meet him, you will feel that you won't have a happy feeling anymore. he is devil! oh destri again. she is strange. if we talk with her, we will never be able to understand any of her words even she's talking with the same language with us. she is talking like an alien and the one who able to understand destri's word is gani. they're a perfect couple anyway. but i don't think destri will leave semy's book like that cause she really really love it! imagine, she choose to talk with that book than talk with us! well now i can tell that destri live in the same generation with his father. his father is our economy techer, his name is Mr. Sularno, as weird as her daughter. he has so many special abilities just like destri. but the different is he can talk with money! he always chat with a 5.000 rupiah paper everytime he teach my class. i think if he meet that money before he met his wife, he will marry that money. hmm enough about destri agh i feel so sorry to her right now but, God, this is fucking awesome and fun haha just wait for your turn guys!


Aulia Izzati (oh boredom buster)

P.S you know des, i won't say sorry hahaha

Stupid Math

Minggu standar yang cukup nyebelin.

Hari ini gue bangun pagi-pagi (jam setengah 7) karena harus ke sekolah buat lomba nalar tapi tetep aja gue telat. jam 7 gue sampe di sekolah udah ada Nisa, Raka, Audi, Rivky, Kevin, Hauna dan anak kelas 7 yg gue lupa namanya siapa. terus kita berangkat ke Madrasah UIN buat lomba itu. (pernah mikir ga sih kenapa bu lili selalu nyalonin gue buat lomba begituan?)

Sesampainya disana

tempatnya udah rame, panas (tapi berangin), luas, bagus, dll. pokoknya gedung smabel kalah telak. abis daftar ulang gue dapet pin, makanan, minuman dan nomer peserta. nomer gue entah kenapa untuk yang ketiga kalinya dalam lomba yang berbeda gue dapet nomer SMP.0097. lombanya dimulai jam 9 sampe jam 10, soalnya ga begitu susah. isian singkat 20 nomer. abis itu di umumin sama panitia kalo hasil tes-nya bakal diumumin 1 setengah atau 2 jam lagi. karna bingung mau kemana akhirnya gue ngajak raka pergi kemana kek gitu. raka yang saat itu sedang kesal karena salah menjawab pun ikut apa kata gue, akhirnya kita (gue, raka, audi, nisa, dan anak kelas 7 itu) ke mobilnya raka.

G : mau kemana rak?
R : kerumah lu aja li, deket kan?
A : ngapain?
G : iya ngapain ka?
R : ah ngapain kek, bosen nih gue
N : ke citos aja
R, G : ayo
A : (diem sejenak) iya deh

di mobil

R : li citos deket kan dari sini?
G : kayaknya sih gitu ka
A : raka nomer 11 tadi lo jawabannya apa?
R : 9 di tapi pasti lebih dari itu (ngotot)
A : 5 rak, ga mungkin lebih dari 9 serius deh, 1/x + x = 3 berarti kalo di kurang di kuadrat jadi 9 tapi kurang dari 5 (jauh lebih ngotot lagi)
R : engga di coba deh ah anggep aja x 3 nanti kalo di balik balik jadi 9 (setelah itu mereka berantem sampai setengah perjalanan)
R : (setelah diem selama beberapa lama) iya deh di 5
A : HAA mampus lo
G : panik bener sih
N : tau tuh

di citos

G : ka lo bawa duit berapa?
R : ga ada cuma 30.000
G : itu namanya ada
R : lo bawa berapa di?
A : ngga ada
R : bohong lu bawa 50.000
A : gue pulang sendiri rak (menjauh dari raka)
R : bodo bodo
G : RAKAGUEMAUMAINTIMEZONELOMAUIKUTATAUNGGA
R : ha?
G : timezone ka
N : gue misah ya daaa (pergi sama anak kelas 7 itu ke entah kemana)
R : ayo lo bawa duit berapa?
G : engga bawa sama sekali, pake duit lu dulu deh nanti gue ganti (percakapan berakhir dengan gue ngutang 10.000 sama audi)

pas selesai main tapi di masih di timezone tiba-tiba hape gue geter, ada nomer telkomsel yang ga ada di contact gue yg nelfon.

G : ya
X : halo, kamu dimana?
G : oh maaf bu, saya... (panik)
R : di mesjid (gue rasa dia ga punya otak, mana mungkin di mesjid berisik)
G : di citos bu (panik)
X : cepetan ini babak finalnya udah mau mulai
G : iya bu ini saya balik kesana secepatnya
R : li gue mau ngomong
G : bu ini raka mau.. (telfon di putus, shit)

beberapa menit kemudian..nengnongnengnong.. hp-nya audi bunyi

A : ya halo...iya bu maaf saya di citos...iya bu..iya bu..saya kesana bu...bu ini raka mau... (telfon di putus lagi)
G : bu lili di?
A : iya, gila gue kaget
G : lo jawab dimana?
A : di citos
R : ah mestinya tadi gue yang ngomong

di mobil, bu lili telfon gue lagi nanya dimana, tapi karna gue terlalu coward buat ngangkat akhirnya raka yang angkat hahaha terus pas bu lili telfon audi jadi raka juga yang ngangkat haha terus audi bilang 'ini kita dimarahin deh li' terus beberapa menit kemudian anak kelas 7 itu bilang kalo yang masuk final itu gue audi sama raka. nahlo 3 finalis di dalam mobil, telat, merana, panas, panik. lalu bu lili telfon gue lagi dan telfon audi lagi sampe akhirnya raka bilang 'bu lili udah tau uli sama audi ada di mobil yang sama ngapain telfon dua duanya ya?' nah itu dia rak, gue juga bingung

di UIN

sampe di gerbangnya gue, raka, audi langsung lari ke lantai 2 ruang 3, pas banget sisa 3 kursi di bangku belakang terus ditanya sama bu lili 'ini kalian dari mana aja? lombanya udah di mulai dari tadi' gila gue stress. pas ngerjain tangan gue gemeteran saking capek-nya lari-lari hahaha sampe nama gue mencong mencong.

pengumuman

pas pengumuman gue lagi makan ketoprak (oh ya utang gue nambah 5.000 lagi sama audi) sambil minum susu (utang 2.000 sama raka) dan tebak pemenang-nya siapa

1. seorang anak kelas 7 dari BPK penabur
2. seorang anak kelas 9.5 dari smabel (Hauna dong)
3. seorang anak aneh dari kelas biling (Audi lah)

si raka ngiri-nya bukan main ngeliat si audi hahahaha
ah capek gue nulis yang ini. lebih baik post lirik


Aulia Izzati (still the cutest one, oh gosh)


P.S gue ngutang 17.000 hasilnya

Harvest Moon

Izzati's typing here hahaha lo gak tau betapa sukanya gue sama nama gue sendiri.

yeah 2 minggu enggak nulis blog, lupa dan males jadi alasan utama tentunya hahaha oh ya ohya gue udah beli gitar loh nama awalnya sih Iero (rd : airo) tapi sekarang berubah jadi Mark karena tiba-tiba gue merasa Mark itu ganteng (i mean, who doesn't love his beautiful blue eyes? if i meet him someday, i'll say 'OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW DIAMONDS IN YOUR EYES'). kalo di tanya mark siapa, ya Mark Hoppus lah, mark siapa lagi? markus iakus? hahaha nama panggilannya jadi marky tapi gue lebih suka di tulis jadi markie hahahaha najis (padahal seneng)

oh ya tadi pagi eh engga deh kemaren siang, gue lagi turun tangga menuju aula rumah gue untuk nagmbil sapu terus ada anak kucing item-putih disitu nah terus gue samperin. ternyata itu anaknya tuyul! (believe it or not guys, Tuyul is the name of my cat, she does look like tuyul) terus pas gue panggil si tuyul...dengan terpincang-pincang dan kaki kiri depan yang terangkat, dia menghampiri gue sambil mengeong-ngeong. gatau kenapa kaki-nya mungkin patah tapi yatuhan gue ga sanggup ngeliatnya. gue langsung manggil orang-orang

g : gue, a : amel, h : ade

g : AMEL, ADE SINI CEPETAN LIAT SI TUYUL! (ade gue yang pertama nyampe)
h : kenapa kak?
g : ITU LIAT SI TUYUL! (masih panik)
h : si tuyul kenapa?
a : kenapa ul? (ini si nenek jelek baru nyampe)
g : SI TUYUL! COBA PANGGIL SURUH JALAN LIAT KAKINYA! (kesel)
h : tuyul puss meong (cara ade gue manggil kucing)
a : ih kenapa itu kakinya? (tuyul jalan)
h : tadi pagi ade main sama aja sama tuyul disini ngga kenapa-kenapa kok si tuyul

sementara mereka berdua berdebat, gue naik ke atas nyapu kamar gue yang berantakan super.

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Harvest Moon :

sekitar setengah jam yang lalu, gue main Harvest Moon di Nintendo DS yang gue rampok dari Nilam. gue New Game disitu, bagi yang pernah main harvest moon pasti tau kalo mayornya yang namanya Thomas ngebacot dulu. udah bacot songong pula. nah karakter gue itu kesel terus si thomas di serang pake segala alat perkebunan yang karakter gue punya (ini karakternya bergerak sendiri) terus pas semua alat udah di keluarin dan ga ada satupun yang kena, si Thomas bilang 'HAHA you can't hurt me! you lose!' dan tiba-tiba anjing peternakannya ngegigit Thomas dari balakang terus si Thomas bilang 'HELP MEEEEEE!' terus muncul pilihan :
-Help
-Don't Help
karena gue pikir ga akan mempengaruhi apapun, jadi gue pilih 'Don't Help' dan FUCK-nya, pas gue klik don't help............................credit-nya muncul. GAME OVER TAMAT THE END. FUCKING HOE BITCH GAME! BARU 15 MENIT GUE MAIN (13 menit bacotnya, mainnya cuma 2 menit) LANGSUNG GAME OVER! GAME APAAN NIH. CIH. gue tungguin credit-nya sampe selesai terus gue matiin DS-nya lalu gue langsung beralih ke komputer gue komputer saking keselnya. SAMPAI MATI PUN GA BAKALAN GUE MAIN HARVEST MOON DI NDS LAGI

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oh get bored, i wanna do some cool shit. throwing away my clothes won't do but i know something will do. burst out and blend with the song, squash the water tight, splash it everywhere!!! woo hoooooo DONT LOOSE YOUR GRIP YEAAAH SPIN AROUND THE ROOM BUT DON'T BE A SPINNER AND ALSO NOT A SPINSTER HAHAHAHAHA GO FUCK SOMEONE AND YOU WILL NEVER BE A SPINSTERHOOD WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO oh sorry i haven't take my pill for this night i better go to sleep and dirtily dream about someone HAHAHAHA THAT'S KICKASS AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE A SPINSTERHOOD! well i would never do that for real hahaha gotcha! uum..or maybe i will...someday or tomorrow?


Aulia Izzati (too cool to be left out)

P.S don't ever dare to be a spinsterhood...

first day

Thomas Matthew DeLonge, Jr.
orang (pria) pertama yang gue liat tahun ini. kebetulan wallpaper handphone gue itu dia jadi waktu tahun baru gue liat jam di handphone, pas jam 00.00 gue masih tetep ngeliat ke hape jadi otomatis dia orang pertama yang gue liat HELL YEAAAAAAAAAH

'I can not live I can't breathe unless you do this with me'
sebaris lirik luar biasa yang gue nyanyikan pada malam tahun baru. pas banget gue lagi nyanyi nyanyi kayak gitu tiba tiba jam di hape gue berubah jadi 00.00 YES

Kicked by Mom
kurang merana apa lagi gue? baru tahun baru udah di tendang nyokap. siksaan pertama yang gue terima tepat pada pukul 00.01 FUCK

Lebih Tinggi
harapan yang gue ucapkan pertama kali pada tahun baru, harapan gue selanjutnya yaitu, jadi putih, bisa pinter main gitar, sehat selalu, engga ngelotok (?), engga penakut, selalu di sayang tuhan, bisa menemukan pria yang tepat, di lancarkan rejekinya, semoga David James Kennedy jadi pedophile, dll. karena terlalu banyak harapan gue jadi ngga enak sama Allah, gue solat bolong-bolong tapi mintanya ga bolong sedikit pun. tapi semoga saja Tuhan mengabulkan do'a hambanya ini AMIN

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
film yang pertama kali gue tonton di tahun 2009. jujur aja tahun baru kali ini bener-bener di habisin cuma buat nonton tv. main kembang api pun engga, nyentuh atau liat pun ngga CIH

Modlife
situs internet pertama yang gue buka pada tahun 2009 dan juga gue langsung melihat hobi tom yang hampir sama kayak gue yaitu membanggakan diri sendiri YES

Kereta Hantu Manggarai
film hantu pertama yang gue tonton tahun ini. itu serem banget sumpah FUCK

ASTAGA TADI PAS NULIS DETAIL UNTUK 'KERETA HANTU MANGGARAI' MASA TULISANNYA LANGSUNG BERUBAH JADI JELEK TERUS GA BISA DI GANTI! FUCK GUE UDAH MAU MATI RASANYA SAKING DEG-DEGANNYA. UNTUNG ADA SI VIVI DISINI KALO NGGA PASTI GUE UDAH......yah menurut lo gue ngapain?

Aulia Izzati (I'm such a 'cute' kid)

P.S kutipan setelah nama gue bermakna tidak sebenarnya, itu ide Tom, sumpah

it's December 13, 2008

well after 10 days of hiatus, finally, i can do something with this stupid blog

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S DECEMBER 13! and that means my favorite boy is having another number in his age. yeah i know you know it. today is Thomas birthday! or maybe i just say, today is Tom's! oh shit i have 19 years gap with his age now and it must be harder to turn him into a pedophile......fuck......now i must work hard (for what?)

okay now i just wanna tell you story about my experience, just pretend that this is not past time. the title is...Tale of Four Backpacker Girl..season one, check this out :

12/12/2008
it's a boring friday, we've got nothing to do at school and we are all fucked. then one of them got a genius idea. she start the conversation

x : let's go to ragunan
all : huh?
x : got a better idea?
all : nooooo
me : so, let's go to my house after that
all : oh yeaaah

then, they start to construct the plan...wait..i haven't told you their names.

the most 'cannot-stop-moaning' one is
Samira Tasyaa Navianda, tall, thin, strange, cannot shut her mouth and cannot stop showing her idiotic moves. the initial for her is S
the most 'cannot-stop-moving' is
Nathania Davita, tall, noisy, smart, cannot stay still even just for 10 seconds and cannot stop thinking about the joshie thingy. the initial is N
the most 'cannot-stop-complaining' (suck it you are pink) is
Destria Rahmadini, short, shining, odd, cannot smile in the right way. the initial is D
the most 'cannot-stop-spreading-her-fantastic-aura' is
Aulia Izzati, short, cool, gorgeous, shining, brilliance, smart, fantastic, narcissistic, cannot be forgotten by anyone. the initial is A

so here is the plan, cause we cannot go outside the school without permission, we fake it, no, I fake it. i fake the fucking permission paper. holy shit it's not as easy as you think! first we search for 'guru piket'. finally (i wanna make it shorter), Nia and I, got the permission from Mrs. Meviza, of course I give her a fake reason, HELL YEAH WE ARE FREE. then we wait for Samira and Destri at Snapy, for so long (it's too long actually). after we meet them, we get in my car and having one hour drive to my cribs (i become 'gaul'), by the way we change the plan, we go to my house first then ragunan. at my house, we are......eat..then we go to the stupid zoo, Ragunan.

Ragunan
when we got there..do you know what are the monkey doin'? they are fuck..shit we spend almost 30 minutes just to watch 'em! then we see deer, ostrich, elephant, (almost) lion..wait..about lion, when we are at the crossway, we want to turn right but i see something shining at the left side then we turn to left, a family, not from indonesia, TOURIST! holy shit, i try not to smile when we're almost meet them without stopping but..crap..my fucking lips cannot stop itself..i smile! thanks God, they smile back to me they even say 'hallo'!!!!! oh when we saw komodo dragon (before lion) it's started to rain but we don't care and we just walk through it. we are walking in the rain for more than 1 hours i think, long enough to make me lose my voice just like now, holy fucking shit. and you know our only stupid motivation? WE WANT TO SEE CROCODILE..FUCK THE WAY. then we're back to my house BEFORE WE SEE THE CROCODILE. then we clean ourself at my house. it's almost 5 when they're after their house.

12/13/2008
i went to bandung, ITB for sure, it was my dad's silver reunion. it gave me a lot of fun. i met dea at the reunion, i barely know that dea's, inta's, and imam's father were at the same set with my father when they were university student. then i went to Bandung Indah Plaza, and you know what? i met the family again. THE FAMILY I MET IN RAGUNAN. THE FAMILY HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK THE WAY IT'S ALL FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. i met them at Athlete's Foot, when i saw 'em, i just run as fast as i can without look back and my bad, i almost crash the glass wall....and for the first time i talk to the glass wall as my reflex move 'do not close my way!' in a loud voice and i feel..really really stupid and i can imagine my face turning red as red as a tomato..shit

it's all for now, i'm tired and i'm bored, i used to sing following the music in my computer while writing blog but now i can't sing. i'm running out of voices (not words)

KIT - KIL - KIS - KISS

Aulia Izzati (how amazing)

P.S i love Thomas

kepanikan seorang anak smp seperti film!

hari ini gue bener bener kesal. seandainya gue gunung pasti gue udah meledak dari tadi siang. untuk menghilangkan kekesalan sebaiknya gue menceritakan sebuah kisah bodoh yang gue alami hari ini.

jadi gini, tadi siang temen gue online msn, namanya dia depannya B, karena tadi gue lagi ga ada kerjaan jadi gue iseng nanya sesuatu. nah jadi tadi kira kira begini :

a : halo
b : halo
a : lagi apa lo?
b : ga ngapa-ngapain, lo?
a : sama, bosen gue
a : eh boleh nanya ga?
b : nanya apa?
a : rasanya ciuman gimana?
b : susah di jelaskan
a : pake buah deh biar gampang
b : buah?
a : kira kira cocoknya kayak buah apa
b : oh
b : kayak salak
a : SALAK? (gue udah ga nyatai dan terkaget kaget)
b : iya salak haha coba aja sana

setelah chat gue langsung nelfon bokap gue yang kebetulan lagi pergi, bokap depannya B

a : ayah beliin salak
b : buat apa kak?
a : buat di coba
b : berapa?
a : sekilo

sumpah gue udah ga nyatai dan penasaran banget. nah terus malemnya gue chat sama narin tentang gimana di masa depan nanti terus gue ceritain tadi orang itu mengatakan sesuatu ke gue tentang salak dan ciuman.

a : narin tadi si b bilang katanya rasanya ciuman kayak salak
n : terus kenapa? lo mau coba?
a : boleh aja haha penasaran
n : anjing

dan sekarang gue berpikiran aneh! gue berpikir kalo suatu saat ada yang mau nyium gue, terus gue ga tau sama sekali caranya ciuman. JENG JENG. kepanikan melanda gue. sekarang gue tau rasanya jadi tokoh tokoh film bule sma yang bingung pas mau prom night. yang khawatir pas mereka lagi dance terus dicium pacarnya tapi ga tau gimana caranya ciuman. dan tadi gue bener bener panik sepanik-paniknya gue bisa. ya tuhan gue bener bener jadi anak prom yang khawatir akan dicium pacarnya tapi ga tau caranya! dan tadi gue bertanya pada diri gue sendiri 'apa gue harus latihan dulu? sama salak?' dan gue bener bener ngerasa bego tapi tetep panik terus jijiknya gue bilang ke narin kayak gini 'gimana dong? gimana kalo gue nanti salah langkah? gimana kalo gue ga tau bagian mananya yang harus dicium' astaga gue bener bener menjijikkan, terus gue bilang lagi ke diri gue sendiri dengan ketakutan dan kepanikan yangluar biasa 'GIMANA KALO GUE SALAH CIUM' oh tuhan maafkanlah hamba-Mu yang berpikiran kotor ini, buat dia mengerti cara ber'you-know-lah', buat dia sukses melewati prom(?)nya (emang gue mau prom? dibayar sejuta pun gamau), buat dia mengerti dunia orang dewasa (astagafirullah)

Amin.

tunggu, kenapa gue berdo'a? gue juga gatau. memangnya gue mau ciuman? UGH FEEL THE SENSATION --I'M IN PAIN.

astaga gue bener bener jadi anak sma pilem bulek malam ini, rasa jijik, takut dan panik semuanya menjadi satu di dalam hati gue. gue : seorang anak smp berumur 14 tahun mengkhawatirkan soal ciuman? astaga dunia ini benar benar menyusahkan

Aulia Izzati (nama yang indah)

P.S mohon jangan tinggalkan komentar kalian