it's December 13, 2008

well after 10 days of hiatus, finally, i can do something with this stupid blog

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S DECEMBER 13! and that means my favorite boy is having another number in his age. yeah i know you know it. today is Thomas birthday! or maybe i just say, today is Tom's! oh shit i have 19 years gap with his age now and it must be harder to turn him into a pedophile......fuck......now i must work hard (for what?)

okay now i just wanna tell you story about my experience, just pretend that this is not past time. the title is...Tale of Four Backpacker Girl..season one, check this out :

12/12/2008
it's a boring friday, we've got nothing to do at school and we are all fucked. then one of them got a genius idea. she start the conversation

x : let's go to ragunan
all : huh?
x : got a better idea?
all : nooooo
me : so, let's go to my house after that
all : oh yeaaah

then, they start to construct the plan...wait..i haven't told you their names.

the most 'cannot-stop-moaning' one is
Samira Tasyaa Navianda, tall, thin, strange, cannot shut her mouth and cannot stop showing her idiotic moves. the initial for her is S
the most 'cannot-stop-moving' is
Nathania Davita, tall, noisy, smart, cannot stay still even just for 10 seconds and cannot stop thinking about the joshie thingy. the initial is N
the most 'cannot-stop-complaining' (suck it you are pink) is
Destria Rahmadini, short, shining, odd, cannot smile in the right way. the initial is D
the most 'cannot-stop-spreading-her-fantastic-aura' is
Aulia Izzati, short, cool, gorgeous, shining, brilliance, smart, fantastic, narcissistic, cannot be forgotten by anyone. the initial is A

so here is the plan, cause we cannot go outside the school without permission, we fake it, no, I fake it. i fake the fucking permission paper. holy shit it's not as easy as you think! first we search for 'guru piket'. finally (i wanna make it shorter), Nia and I, got the permission from Mrs. Meviza, of course I give her a fake reason, HELL YEAH WE ARE FREE. then we wait for Samira and Destri at Snapy, for so long (it's too long actually). after we meet them, we get in my car and having one hour drive to my cribs (i become 'gaul'), by the way we change the plan, we go to my house first then ragunan. at my house, we are......eat..then we go to the stupid zoo, Ragunan.

Ragunan
when we got there..do you know what are the monkey doin'? they are fuck..shit we spend almost 30 minutes just to watch 'em! then we see deer, ostrich, elephant, (almost) lion..wait..about lion, when we are at the crossway, we want to turn right but i see something shining at the left side then we turn to left, a family, not from indonesia, TOURIST! holy shit, i try not to smile when we're almost meet them without stopping but..crap..my fucking lips cannot stop itself..i smile! thanks God, they smile back to me they even say 'hallo'!!!!! oh when we saw komodo dragon (before lion) it's started to rain but we don't care and we just walk through it. we are walking in the rain for more than 1 hours i think, long enough to make me lose my voice just like now, holy fucking shit. and you know our only stupid motivation? WE WANT TO SEE CROCODILE..FUCK THE WAY. then we're back to my house BEFORE WE SEE THE CROCODILE. then we clean ourself at my house. it's almost 5 when they're after their house.

12/13/2008
i went to bandung, ITB for sure, it was my dad's silver reunion. it gave me a lot of fun. i met dea at the reunion, i barely know that dea's, inta's, and imam's father were at the same set with my father when they were university student. then i went to Bandung Indah Plaza, and you know what? i met the family again. THE FAMILY I MET IN RAGUNAN. THE FAMILY HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK THE WAY IT'S ALL FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. i met them at Athlete's Foot, when i saw 'em, i just run as fast as i can without look back and my bad, i almost crash the glass wall....and for the first time i talk to the glass wall as my reflex move 'do not close my way!' in a loud voice and i feel..really really stupid and i can imagine my face turning red as red as a tomato..shit

it's all for now, i'm tired and i'm bored, i used to sing following the music in my computer while writing blog but now i can't sing. i'm running out of voices (not words)

KIT - KIL - KIS - KISS

Aulia Izzati (how amazing)

P.S i love Thomas

SORRY

once again, Tom

yeah I think I really am in love with this guy cause I want to post another photo of him right now hahaha this one is my favourite yeay take a look at this :

OH LORD LOOK AT HIS FACE AND HIS SHOULDER GOSH GOSH GOSH

and this one is ugh he just sooooooooooo amazing

HE GOT ME OFF GUARD, IT'S MY FAVORITE EXPRESSION

look at this one, I wanna be the guitar...

LOOK AT HIS CHEST! WATCH IT CAREFULLY! GOD HE IS SOOOOOOOOO HAWT (laugh my fucking ass off)

THE LAST BUT NOT LEAST
THE BEST ONE (in my eyes)

now I know what I want
I..
I want to..
I want to be the microphone
YEAH I REALLY WANNA BE THE MICROPHONE HE IS USING
HOLY SHIT

Aulia Izzati (with love to Tom akh)

P.S dear Tom, if you read this please don't laugh..

Thomas Matthew DeLonge, Jr.

sekarang gue mengetik blog ini dengan rasa sakit dari tangan kanan gue dan amarah yang luar biasa, sekali lagi gue bilang 'ledakan amarah gue pasti lebih hebat dari letusan gunung krakatau seandainya gue bisa meledak'. untuk menghibur diri kali ini gue akan menulis tentang manusia favorit gue yang mendapat julukan 'SEXIEST MAN ALIVE' (maksa) di mata gue. yup haha siapa yang gatau dia, Thomas Matthew DeLonge, mantan vokalis Blink 182 yang sekarang berada di sebuah band yang bernama Angels and Airwaves.

THOMAS MATTHEW DELONGE

lihat ini baik-baik :

OH MY FUCKING GOD DARI BELAKANG AJA DIA BEGITU MEMPESONA DAN MENAWAN

DAN ASTAGA PERCAYA ATAU TIDAK, GUE PUNYA SEPATU YANG SAMA SEPERTI YANG DIA PAKAI DISITU. DIA SEGALANYA SEGALANYA SEGALANYA AKH LO SEMUA PASTI HERAN DAN BINGUNG KENAPA GUE BISA TERGILA GILA SAMA PRIA KAYAK GITU.

dia bener-bener punya sesuatu yang orang lain ga punya tapi gue gatau apa, mungkin dia punya daya tarik tersendiri yang hanya bekerja pada gue? i hope so

ini foto dia dengan pose kayak gitu dari depan, lihat betapa menggodanya dia (mungkin hanya di mata gue) :

YA ALLAH KENAPA ENGKAU MENCIPTAKAN MANUSIA SESEKSI INI JAUH DARIKU

kenapa Tuhan menciptakan dia di Amerika? kenapa ga di Indonesia? tentu saja karena Tuhan tau bahwa gue ga akan pernah menganggap orang Indonesia itu seksi HAHAHAHAHA oh ya satu lagi yang gue suka dari dia, gue suka CARA DIA MENDESAH, masya Allah desahannya tidak manusiawi.

did you know, that i love you? (oh I always know)
come and lay with me (OKAY)
i love you (I love you too)
and honesty, i love you (oh my God)
you make me feel alive (you make me breathless)
and I'll love you (I love you more than you know)
until the end of time (until Izrail blow the air into the sangkakala trumpet)

wahahahaha itu adalah lirik lagu yang dinyanyikan Tom dengan desahan yang luar biasa indah dan kata-kata yang ada di dalam kurung itu adalah celetukan gue HAHAHAHAHAHA najis banget emang, gua tau.

and now, I'll stop the storm if it's rain
I'll light a far path from here
I'll make your fear melt away
and the world we know disappear
-Thomas DeLonge

and now, you'll stop the storm if it's rain
you'll light a far path from here
you'll make my fear melt away
and the world we know disappear
-Aulia Izzati

pretending that he is mine and I am his

ya tuhan gue merasa menjadi manusia paling menjijikkan di dunia tapi gue bangga akan hal itu tentunya hahahahaha

nah foto yang ini nih yang paling ganteng jadi background komputer gue sekarang hahahaha asik loh dia lihat ini :

PERHATIKAN BAIK-BAIK SETIAP LEKUK TUBUHNYA BEGITU INDAH DAN MENAWAN

bagaimana? indah bukan? setiap kali gue menyalakan komputer ini maka gue harus mengatur nafas dengan baik dan benar hahaha gila gue ga nyangka sebentar lagi tanggal 9 Desember yang berarti gue akan menemui orang ini YES pokoknya gue harus menyentuh orang ini apapun caranya! astaga gue bener-bener merasa tidak sabar menunggu tanggal itu datang

Aulia Izzati (yang selalu indah)

P.S jangan coba-coba mengejek Tom kalo masih mau punya hidung sempurna yang ngga patah