Some of the Most Interesting Events Today :

1. There was a COCKroach inside my dad's car

Yeah this morning when I got into car I felt some strange-fucked feeling and all of the sudden there's a fucking cockroach in front of me. All I can do was screaming and I screamed 'DADDDDDY THERE'S A COCKROAAAACH!!' just kidding, that was my sister's, I screamed with all of the cursing I've ever know and heard and my dad just like 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IDIOTS!' I think he was shocked by my awesome voice... but then I continued to scream 'til my dad sent the goddamn cockroach right to the hell. ALL HAIL MY FATHER

2. Get beaten up by the volleyball named Molten

Well yeah, I'm an Indonesian. Tadi pas olahraga gue main voli dan alhasil tangan gue jadi babak belur... Here it is........

Am I those fucked up?

3. 021108

At the 'Neat Canteen', we were talking about Oprah's Show and a friend of mine said that John Mayer was there and you know I have a little crush on John mayer so that story drivin' me crazy! Oh God, I mean, IT'S JOHN MAYER AND WHY THE HELL I DIDN'T WATCH IT??! FUUUUUUUUCK. Okay, back to where we begins.. Suddenly someone's turning on the bulb inside my head and I got this amazing idea. I borrowed Kiki's cell and called 021108 and said 'Hello miss, do you know John Mayer's phone number?' and the woman in the other line of the phone said in confuse 'John Mayer? Which John Mayer? Where did he live?' and I just said impatiently 'John Mayer, miss, how the hell can you don't know John Mayer?' and the woman said 'John Mayer? Where did he live?', you bet, I lost my temper so i say almost screaming 'TEBET' and all my friends just laugh. Oh stupid one, we also asked the number of Celine Dion, Alex Turner, etc. Gorgeous operator with a gorgeous user like us. Fantastic.

4. My nail was off from it's place

It's true, I'm not lying! About few weeks ago I've got an accident that made my toe's nail broke but it wasn't off the place!! It's kinda gross but now IT IS off it's place. I'm shocked as well. To tell you the truth I have the proof...

I'm not lying, dude...

5. Tomorrow's Plan

So you know it, I know it, God knew it. I'm planning to ditch school tomorrow cause I think I'll kill anyone near me if I go to school tomorrow. Here's the plan, I'll go to the airport at 3 AM, pick up my awesome boy, joking around at McD, go to the driving range, making out at the parking lot (wtf I won't do that), rent a motorcycle, drive fast to the suburb, go back to the airport and then, yeah, we'll say goodbye and I'll meet him later in China. I won't go to school tomorrow.

Aulia Izzati (the genius one)

P.S don't expect me to be a spinsterhood, suckass...

Dunkin Donuts

Tadi siang pas solat Jum'at. Gue, Dessi, Keisha sama Verra ke dunkin. Di dunkin mereka ketawa-ketawa terus gue juga ketawa-ketawa tapi entah karena ketawa gue lebay atau emang gue ditakdirkan untuk begitu tiba-tiba DUAAAAAAK kepala bagian belakang gue kejeduk ujung tembok di Dunkin (yang bagian tajemnya itu loh) pas lagi ngakak dan tiba-tiba gue merasa nyeri yang amat sangat dan gila kepala gue berasa kebakar. Gue entah kenapa ga pengen nangis tapi air mata gue keluar sendiri (gue lagi ngakak terus tiba-tiba kesakitan tapi tetep ngakak, oh ya ga sampe bercucuran air matanya). si Dessi kayaknya udah ngakak terus ngeliat gue kejeduk bahagia bener. Terus setelah gue hampir melupakan kejadian itu, gue jalan ke kasir mau beli donat dan NYUUT buset dah itu kepala gue nyut-nyutan setiap jalan. pas nyampe rumah gue pegang....... benjol gede bener, mungkin itu dinding dendem ya ama gua?

Aulia Izzati (oh i'm undefeated)

P.S lu jangan ngatain gue lebay sebelum menjedukkan kepala lu ke ujung tembok dengan kekuatan penuh

I'm a Sucker for Fakes

I'll classify every word out of your lips as a lie
until you're lying beneath the dirt and the soil
hailed as the king of deceivers and cheats

you've got a lot to learn
more best friends to burn
more malignant lies to conjure
I'm down and out for now
but until the day you die
I will haunt your dreams

when you decide to paint your white picket fence,
be sure to use the purest his money can buy.
with every stroke, brush over the past,
and smother the true grain of your tainted life

you've got more guts to churn
an eternity to burn
you're about as innocent as cancer
I'm down and out for now
but until the day you die
I will haunt your dreams

I hope your breathing doesn't come easy
and I pray to God I'm all you dream
hope you feel my touch
hear my voice
taste my lips with every sip of noise
save your tears, don't apoligize
all you'll hear is good-bye
until you're a memory


Aulia Izzati (oh well)

P.S once again, I'm not as good as you think...

S

I can tell that you don't know me anymore, maybe you forget, I hope you just forget. Cause knowing that you DON'T WANT TO KNOW me hurts more than knowing that you FORGET me. You know, it's hard to accept that you don't wanna know but it's harder to ignore it. Can I just pretend that we never really know each other well?

Aulia Izzati

P.S ...

kasian ya gue ditemenin kalo ada duit atau lagi pada ada masalah doang. kalo lagi ga ada apa-apa pada main sendiri-sendiri sama temennya, nanti pas ada masalah lari ke gue semua dengan alasan yang di buat-buat, cerita semuanya ke gue sambil nangis-nangis lah inilah itulah. kenapa lo ga cerita aja sama temen lo yang baik itu sana? di buang ya? (mampus).

nanti di msn kalo ada masalah nyapa gue, kalo masalahnya udah selesai langsung off gitu aja, kalo lagi ga ada masalah, dicuekin. atau kalo ada apa-apa, minta bantuin gue ada hal yang ga penting tapi bikin sedih cerita ke gue, apa-apa gue, apa-apa gue.

terus sekalinya gue ada masalah, jangankan bantu, pas sadar gue ada masalah malah bilang 'lo ga ngasi tau gue sih' emang gue ga mau ngasi tau kok, nanti ujung-ujung nya bukannya gue yang cerita tapi malah pada ngerengek semua tentang masalah masing-masing ke gue. tapi nanti sekalinya gue ga bantuin, gue di omongin di belakang. beruntung banget sih gue punya temen kayak gitu. bahkan yang mau dengerin cerita gue cuma orang yang gue ga deket. lama-lama gue pikir gue lebih baik ga punya temen aja sekalian jadi ga ada yang ngerepotin lagi di hidup gue. cih

Aulia Izzati (feels like shit)

P.S siapa? pikir aja sendiri

Once again Dave, if you ask me a 'Do you like your friends?' question again, my answer will always be the same one. Some people may not be granted with the good one as yours, for me, I think God would say I deserved this. So you know what? Your friends are good so you call them your friends or 'yours'. But me, even they are all good, I hate mine to the fullest.

Aulia Izzati

P.S i colored the answer and the question in the same colors. don't blame me

can i hate God? or maybe i should blame myself for everything. well i never care bout things such like this but the things got me off guard and strike me out with its most powerful words oh get lost all of you

Aulia Izzati (ugh)

P.S strike-out, batter change!

well, why does every kids who listen to the punk rock had the title as "THE SCHOOL'S LOSER"? fuck off (even though i hate emo) i love punk rock. i believe that people who listen to it had its own way of thinking, they look at the world in a different angle, they don't see the wrong as it is, they see the wrong as why is. i think that everyone who said that 'yuck he is a punkers' or 'look at their styles! they're so out of date!' should shut their mouth. you can say i write this just to talk big or somewhat like that but i don't care. people who love punk rock never been anyone else but theirselves, they always be the way they are, not the fake one not the poser. the titled-theirselves-as-the-exist kids in my school are all stupid, they said they do know what true friends are but they just don't. they talk about each other in the back, it's such a shame i went to a school like that. so if i got these two choices :

a. be famous, stylish, the only existence that accepted, got everything
b. be the outcast, out of date, got nothing

i'll choose B cause i could respect all of my friends when i just got a few friends, i don't need to be confused of what-will-i-wear-today if i'm out of date, and i can learn to appreciate when i get something if i got nothing

so, which one do you prefer?

I thought that I could always count on you
I thought that nothing could come between us
we said as long as we would stick together
we'd be alright
we'd be okay

but I was stupid
and you broke me down
I'll never be the same again

so thank you for showing me
that best friends cannot be trusted
and thank you for lying to me
your friendship and good time we had
you can have them back

I wonder why it always has to hurt
for every lesson that you have to learn
I won't forget what you did to me
how you showed me things I wished I'd never see

but I was stupid
and you broke me down
I'll never be the same again

so thank you for showing me
that best friends cannot be trusted
and thank you for lying to me
your friendship and good time we had
you can have them back

when the tables turn again
you'll remember me, my friend
you'll be wishing I was there for you
I'll be the one you miss the most
but you'll only find my ghost
as time goes by
you'll wonder why
you're all alone

so thank you, for lying to me
so thank you, for all the times
you let me down
so thank you, for lying to me
so thank you, your friendship
you can have it back


Aulia Izzati (the most expensive name in the world)

P.S kasian ya gue di temenin kalo lagi dibutuhin doang

To : All of the Human I Hate

Jakarta : Friday, 20th of February, 2009
Indonesian extra lesson
14.15 - 14.21

so tell me how it feels
when you spoke the words between your shabby lips?
do you feel any good in that? cause i feel fuck with that. so go ahead.
speak out you mind, then i'll speak out my rage
you must be a stupid-head, a thinker without brain
don't judge my words by yours, you know nothing
don't judge my feelings about other, you know nothing

and the day after tomorrow
you'll get your head upside-down
confused by your own words
i'll use your words against you
i know your friends will be the death to you
you just don't know yet

speak out louder
so everyone can hear you even they don't want to
you'll get the shabby eggs on your shabby face
i must be the one and you know it
the human behind the lines, the thinker with better brain
and i must be the one

and the day after tomorrow
you'll get your head upside-down
confused by your own words
i'll use your words against you
i know your friends will be the death to you
you just don't know yet

you know i always got the way to work this out
i've got a way and you know exactly how
yes, i want to hold you up and bring you down
oh gosh i just wanna break you down so badly
and it will always be in the worst way
i'm gonna make sure you can't ever get too far from me
no, you wont ever get too far
i'll bring you close to me so i could explode your head

and the day after tomorrow
you'll get your head upside-down
confused by your own words
i'll use your words against you
i know your friends will be the death to you
and of course you will know it soon
suck it, fucker


Aulia Izzati (this name will be the witness)

P.S I'm not as good as you thought

very well

now you're gone, i wonder why you left me here
i think about it on and on and on and on and on again
i know you'll never coming back
i hope that you can hear me
i'm waiting to hear from you, until i do

you're gone away, i'm left alone
a part of me is gone and i'm not moving on
so wait for me, i know the day will come

i'll meet you there
no matter where life takes me to
i'll meet you there
and even if i need you here
i'll meet you there

i wish i could have told you the things i kept inside
but now i guess it's just too late
so many things remind me of you
i hope that you can hear me
i miss you, this is goodbye, one last time

you're gone away, i'm left alone
a part of me is gone and i'm not moving on
so wait for me, i know the day will come

i'll meet you there
no matter where life takes me to
i'll meet you there
and even if i need you here
i'll meet you there

and where i go you'll be there with me
forever you'll be right here with me

i'll meet you there
no matter where life takes me to
i'll meet you there
and even if i need you here
i'll meet you there

i'll meet you there
no matter where life takes me
i'll meet you there
and even if i need you
i'll meet you there


Aulia Izzati (God let them read this)

P.S read that sucker, so you will know what i feel inside now

Someone's Back

okay i will just say that i hate to see human's back body. cause if i see the back part of someone it means i'm behind them. behind them means i'm sucker than them, that's why i don't like to sit on the back of the class. i hate lose. i hate to be the last one and i've never like to be the last call. it's okay if everyone call me 'sucker', 'stupid', or 'short' I don't care! but don't ever dare to call me a 'loser'. i swear to god if someone's calling me a loser i will beat the person in the worst way. i can make myself be the smartest person on earth if i want to. i can make myself be the richest person on earth if i want to. i can make myself famous or something if i want to. but i dont want it all. i just wanna be a winner in anyway. i will never give the 'winner' title to anyone. if someone's trying to fight me, i'll fight back. i will never be the useless one, i will never be the dumped one, i will never be the last one. maybe i'm short but i can reach the high scores that even the highest person can't reach it. oh i'm all fucked up now

Aulia Izzati (still the best one)

P.S don't ever dare to call me a 'loser'

Harvest Moon

Izzati's typing here hahaha lo gak tau betapa sukanya gue sama nama gue sendiri.

yeah 2 minggu enggak nulis blog, lupa dan males jadi alasan utama tentunya hahaha oh ya ohya gue udah beli gitar loh nama awalnya sih Iero (rd : airo) tapi sekarang berubah jadi Mark karena tiba-tiba gue merasa Mark itu ganteng (i mean, who doesn't love his beautiful blue eyes? if i meet him someday, i'll say 'OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW DIAMONDS IN YOUR EYES'). kalo di tanya mark siapa, ya Mark Hoppus lah, mark siapa lagi? markus iakus? hahaha nama panggilannya jadi marky tapi gue lebih suka di tulis jadi markie hahahaha najis (padahal seneng)

oh ya tadi pagi eh engga deh kemaren siang, gue lagi turun tangga menuju aula rumah gue untuk nagmbil sapu terus ada anak kucing item-putih disitu nah terus gue samperin. ternyata itu anaknya tuyul! (believe it or not guys, Tuyul is the name of my cat, she does look like tuyul) terus pas gue panggil si tuyul...dengan terpincang-pincang dan kaki kiri depan yang terangkat, dia menghampiri gue sambil mengeong-ngeong. gatau kenapa kaki-nya mungkin patah tapi yatuhan gue ga sanggup ngeliatnya. gue langsung manggil orang-orang

g : gue, a : amel, h : ade

g : AMEL, ADE SINI CEPETAN LIAT SI TUYUL! (ade gue yang pertama nyampe)
h : kenapa kak?
g : ITU LIAT SI TUYUL! (masih panik)
h : si tuyul kenapa?
a : kenapa ul? (ini si nenek jelek baru nyampe)
g : SI TUYUL! COBA PANGGIL SURUH JALAN LIAT KAKINYA! (kesel)
h : tuyul puss meong (cara ade gue manggil kucing)
a : ih kenapa itu kakinya? (tuyul jalan)
h : tadi pagi ade main sama aja sama tuyul disini ngga kenapa-kenapa kok si tuyul

sementara mereka berdua berdebat, gue naik ke atas nyapu kamar gue yang berantakan super.

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Harvest Moon :

sekitar setengah jam yang lalu, gue main Harvest Moon di Nintendo DS yang gue rampok dari Nilam. gue New Game disitu, bagi yang pernah main harvest moon pasti tau kalo mayornya yang namanya Thomas ngebacot dulu. udah bacot songong pula. nah karakter gue itu kesel terus si thomas di serang pake segala alat perkebunan yang karakter gue punya (ini karakternya bergerak sendiri) terus pas semua alat udah di keluarin dan ga ada satupun yang kena, si Thomas bilang 'HAHA you can't hurt me! you lose!' dan tiba-tiba anjing peternakannya ngegigit Thomas dari balakang terus si Thomas bilang 'HELP MEEEEEE!' terus muncul pilihan :
-Help
-Don't Help
karena gue pikir ga akan mempengaruhi apapun, jadi gue pilih 'Don't Help' dan FUCK-nya, pas gue klik don't help............................credit-nya muncul. GAME OVER TAMAT THE END. FUCKING HOE BITCH GAME! BARU 15 MENIT GUE MAIN (13 menit bacotnya, mainnya cuma 2 menit) LANGSUNG GAME OVER! GAME APAAN NIH. CIH. gue tungguin credit-nya sampe selesai terus gue matiin DS-nya lalu gue langsung beralih ke komputer gue komputer saking keselnya. SAMPAI MATI PUN GA BAKALAN GUE MAIN HARVEST MOON DI NDS LAGI

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oh get bored, i wanna do some cool shit. throwing away my clothes won't do but i know something will do. burst out and blend with the song, squash the water tight, splash it everywhere!!! woo hoooooo DONT LOOSE YOUR GRIP YEAAAH SPIN AROUND THE ROOM BUT DON'T BE A SPINNER AND ALSO NOT A SPINSTER HAHAHAHAHA GO FUCK SOMEONE AND YOU WILL NEVER BE A SPINSTERHOOD WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO oh sorry i haven't take my pill for this night i better go to sleep and dirtily dream about someone HAHAHAHA THAT'S KICKASS AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE A SPINSTERHOOD! well i would never do that for real hahaha gotcha! uum..or maybe i will...someday or tomorrow?


Aulia Izzati (too cool to be left out)

P.S don't ever dare to be a spinsterhood...

umm..chilliness?

hari minggu siang. sebenernya gue mau nulis panjang tapi males. nanti kapan-kapan gue ceritain deh. jadi intinya gini kemaren malem gue baseball di senayan terus Couch ucok cerita tentang seorang anak dari Arang Batok yang kelindes truk sekitar 3 bulan lalu (holy shit it's fucking creepy) bayangin kelindes truk isi besi dan kemaren gue ketemu anak itu, dengan santai dia lari-lari dan ada sesuatu di perutnya yang mengganjal. untuk cerita lengkapnya nanti kapan-kapan gue tulisin. astagfirullah gue ga nyangka anak itu masih hidup, dan dan dan astaga benda di perutnya itu yang bikin gue merinding setengah hidup (gue orang optimis) gue, seorang anak softball yang kalo ga salah namanya devi atau siapa gitu, dan couch opas bener-bener ga percaya pas di ceritain cerita itu sampe kita ngerasa di kibulin. tapi pas anak itu di panggil....fuck...cerita itu bener dan benda itu masih ada di situ di tutup plastik. shit. minggu depan gue lanjutin lagi

Aulia Izzati (full moon)

P.S kalo mau liat anak itu, hari sabtu jam 7 malem ke senayan

New Year : Back to the Past

hari kedua di tahun 2009. gue bangun jam 10 (yang awalnya gue kira jam 11). yah oke gue bergadang semalem sama sepupu gue. dan lo tau apa yang gue lakukan semalam suntuk itu? pastinya ngga. yaaah gue cuma nonton blog-nya tom sembari ngakak sampe keselek di sambi sama makan roti keju buatan sendiri karena laper.

jujur aja gue gatau mau nulis apa sekarang yang pasti gue, entah kenapa, akhir-akhir ini selalu merasa kesel. come back to the past : emosi gue ga pernah stabil. yeah 3 tahun di smp gue nyoba untuk sabar, dan gue bisa liat sendiri hasilnya gue punya lumayan banyak temen. tapi gue ga suka (bukan ga suka sama orangnya maksud gue), gue ga suka punya temen, ga suka di perhatiin, dan yang paling gue ga suka : gue ga suka di tanya. mau gimana lagi, dari dulu dari kecil, gue udah di biasain sendiri, gue ga suka keributan keramaian atau sebagainya, gue ga pernah mau pergi sama temen kecuali sepupu-sepupu gue sendiri, dan gue ga suka dunia luar. yah memang dari awalnya gue anak yang ga suka ngomong sama sekali tapi sekarang gue nyoba untuk nge-bacot dari hari-hari dan jujur aja gue ga suka, rasanya setiap kali ngomong atau ketawa rahang gue langsung mau copot, jadi intinya sekarang gue capek, bener-bener capek sampe-sampe gue rasa 'Geliga' ga bakal bisa ngilangin pegel rahang gue (ngga gitu juga sih) yah gitu aja. kalo akhir-akhir ini gue berubah ya sudah emang itulah gue.

Aulia Izzati (nama indah gue ga akan berubah)

P.S jangan coba-coba nanya gue 'lo akhir-akhir ini kenapa sih?' gue jamin muka lo ga bakal bagus lagi. satu lagi : gue ga suka chat. gue online cuma buat nanya sama encarta instan answer doang.

first day

Thomas Matthew DeLonge, Jr.
orang (pria) pertama yang gue liat tahun ini. kebetulan wallpaper handphone gue itu dia jadi waktu tahun baru gue liat jam di handphone, pas jam 00.00 gue masih tetep ngeliat ke hape jadi otomatis dia orang pertama yang gue liat HELL YEAAAAAAAAAH

'I can not live I can't breathe unless you do this with me'
sebaris lirik luar biasa yang gue nyanyikan pada malam tahun baru. pas banget gue lagi nyanyi nyanyi kayak gitu tiba tiba jam di hape gue berubah jadi 00.00 YES

Kicked by Mom
kurang merana apa lagi gue? baru tahun baru udah di tendang nyokap. siksaan pertama yang gue terima tepat pada pukul 00.01 FUCK

Lebih Tinggi
harapan yang gue ucapkan pertama kali pada tahun baru, harapan gue selanjutnya yaitu, jadi putih, bisa pinter main gitar, sehat selalu, engga ngelotok (?), engga penakut, selalu di sayang tuhan, bisa menemukan pria yang tepat, di lancarkan rejekinya, semoga David James Kennedy jadi pedophile, dll. karena terlalu banyak harapan gue jadi ngga enak sama Allah, gue solat bolong-bolong tapi mintanya ga bolong sedikit pun. tapi semoga saja Tuhan mengabulkan do'a hambanya ini AMIN

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
film yang pertama kali gue tonton di tahun 2009. jujur aja tahun baru kali ini bener-bener di habisin cuma buat nonton tv. main kembang api pun engga, nyentuh atau liat pun ngga CIH

Modlife
situs internet pertama yang gue buka pada tahun 2009 dan juga gue langsung melihat hobi tom yang hampir sama kayak gue yaitu membanggakan diri sendiri YES

Kereta Hantu Manggarai
film hantu pertama yang gue tonton tahun ini. itu serem banget sumpah FUCK

ASTAGA TADI PAS NULIS DETAIL UNTUK 'KERETA HANTU MANGGARAI' MASA TULISANNYA LANGSUNG BERUBAH JADI JELEK TERUS GA BISA DI GANTI! FUCK GUE UDAH MAU MATI RASANYA SAKING DEG-DEGANNYA. UNTUNG ADA SI VIVI DISINI KALO NGGA PASTI GUE UDAH......yah menurut lo gue ngapain?

Aulia Izzati (I'm such a 'cute' kid)

P.S kutipan setelah nama gue bermakna tidak sebenarnya, itu ide Tom, sumpah

oh tuhan

yeah malam ini sungguh malam yang menyebalkan. apalagi kejadian barusan yang meng-inspirasi gue untuk menulis blog. tadi setelah gue dari kamar mandi gue mau cuci tangan di wastafel, pada saat gue buka keran tiba-tiba gue merasa ada sesuatu yang menggelitik di tangan gue dan......................fuck..........kecoak. (gue mesti ngasi tau siapapun yang baca blog ini bahwa : gue sangat amat jijik sama kecoak) antena kecoak menyentuh tangan gue..shit gue ga bisa ngejerit atau teriak. gue langsung buru-buru ke kamar ade gue yang memang pada dasarnya ada sebuah connecting door di dekat situ. gue langsung bangunin mbak gue yang tidur disitu

k : mba mba bangun mba bangun (berusaha tenang)
m : kenapa kak? (tetep merem)
k : kecoa mba kecoak (mulai panik)
m : iya kecoa
k : ... (menunggu mba gue gerak)
m : ... (tidur lagi)
k : MBA KECOAK MBA KECOAK
m : ih kakak apaan sih mana kecoak ah (ngedumel)
k : DI WASTAFEL

oh tuhan mba gue penyelamat malam ini. tapi pas mba gue mau balik ke kamar..JENG JENG JENG JENG..connecting door kayu coklat menyeramkan yang gue pilox dengan huruf A (aulia tentunya) warna biru itu terkunci! shit gue dituduh sama mba gue ngunci itu pintu. dan akhirnya saking keselnya gue gedor itu pintu dan oh tuhan, sedikit jebol..

selamat malam

Aulia Izzati (yang baru saja jebol pintu)


P.S font-nya jelek sumpah

kepanikan seorang anak smp seperti film!

hari ini gue bener bener kesal. seandainya gue gunung pasti gue udah meledak dari tadi siang. untuk menghilangkan kekesalan sebaiknya gue menceritakan sebuah kisah bodoh yang gue alami hari ini.

jadi gini, tadi siang temen gue online msn, namanya dia depannya B, karena tadi gue lagi ga ada kerjaan jadi gue iseng nanya sesuatu. nah jadi tadi kira kira begini :

a : halo
b : halo
a : lagi apa lo?
b : ga ngapa-ngapain, lo?
a : sama, bosen gue
a : eh boleh nanya ga?
b : nanya apa?
a : rasanya ciuman gimana?
b : susah di jelaskan
a : pake buah deh biar gampang
b : buah?
a : kira kira cocoknya kayak buah apa
b : oh
b : kayak salak
a : SALAK? (gue udah ga nyatai dan terkaget kaget)
b : iya salak haha coba aja sana

setelah chat gue langsung nelfon bokap gue yang kebetulan lagi pergi, bokap depannya B

a : ayah beliin salak
b : buat apa kak?
a : buat di coba
b : berapa?
a : sekilo

sumpah gue udah ga nyatai dan penasaran banget. nah terus malemnya gue chat sama narin tentang gimana di masa depan nanti terus gue ceritain tadi orang itu mengatakan sesuatu ke gue tentang salak dan ciuman.

a : narin tadi si b bilang katanya rasanya ciuman kayak salak
n : terus kenapa? lo mau coba?
a : boleh aja haha penasaran
n : anjing

dan sekarang gue berpikiran aneh! gue berpikir kalo suatu saat ada yang mau nyium gue, terus gue ga tau sama sekali caranya ciuman. JENG JENG. kepanikan melanda gue. sekarang gue tau rasanya jadi tokoh tokoh film bule sma yang bingung pas mau prom night. yang khawatir pas mereka lagi dance terus dicium pacarnya tapi ga tau gimana caranya ciuman. dan tadi gue bener bener panik sepanik-paniknya gue bisa. ya tuhan gue bener bener jadi anak prom yang khawatir akan dicium pacarnya tapi ga tau caranya! dan tadi gue bertanya pada diri gue sendiri 'apa gue harus latihan dulu? sama salak?' dan gue bener bener ngerasa bego tapi tetep panik terus jijiknya gue bilang ke narin kayak gini 'gimana dong? gimana kalo gue nanti salah langkah? gimana kalo gue ga tau bagian mananya yang harus dicium' astaga gue bener bener menjijikkan, terus gue bilang lagi ke diri gue sendiri dengan ketakutan dan kepanikan yangluar biasa 'GIMANA KALO GUE SALAH CIUM' oh tuhan maafkanlah hamba-Mu yang berpikiran kotor ini, buat dia mengerti cara ber'you-know-lah', buat dia sukses melewati prom(?)nya (emang gue mau prom? dibayar sejuta pun gamau), buat dia mengerti dunia orang dewasa (astagafirullah)

Amin.

tunggu, kenapa gue berdo'a? gue juga gatau. memangnya gue mau ciuman? UGH FEEL THE SENSATION --I'M IN PAIN.

astaga gue bener bener jadi anak sma pilem bulek malam ini, rasa jijik, takut dan panik semuanya menjadi satu di dalam hati gue. gue : seorang anak smp berumur 14 tahun mengkhawatirkan soal ciuman? astaga dunia ini benar benar menyusahkan

Aulia Izzati (nama yang indah)

P.S mohon jangan tinggalkan komentar kalian

modem buluk

YES AKHIRNYA INTERNET GUE NYALA LAGI

sebagai perayaan internet gue nyala gue nge-post blog kemaren yang belom sempet ke-post karena modem udik ini (gue berniat untuk mempopulerkan kata kata 'udik' lagi) mati dan ga bisa nyala sampe tadi jam setengah 8. sialan gue bener bener merana ga ada internet selama hampir 24 jam

Aulia Izzati (oh betapa indahnya nama gue)

P.S maaf atas sifat narsisistik gue yang berlebihan